So we beat on, boats against the current.

Ask me anything   My name is Jeanne - like the chick in the bottle. I enjoy Sherlock, Supernatural and ridiculous humor among many other fabulous things. Take a look around, I hope something makes you smile.

iwillmindfuckyou:

i want the creator of this to be arrested

iwillmindfuckyou:

i want the creator of this to be arrested

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bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

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"

She is not “my girl.”

She belongs to herself, and to all of the world. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.

How much more blessed can I be?

"
Avraham Chaim, Thoughts after The Alchemist (via creatingaquietmind)

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via reptite)

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axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

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