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@1 month ago with 374 notes
#Black Books #Dylan Moran #Love and light of my life 

"So, yes, death. When you’re young, you think about it… Well, you don’t really think about it, you know - you have the intelligence of raspberry jam, you’re not thinking about anything. But it’s there, as a motive force, making you do things. Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else. Put them in the flat. Make them stay. Get a toaster. Go to work. Get on the bus. Look at your boss. Say, “fuck”. Sit down. Pick up the thing. Go blank. Scream internally. Go home. Listen to the radio. Look at the other person. Think, “WHY? Why did this happen?”. Go to bed. Lie awake! At night! Get up. Feel groggy. Put the things on - your clothes - whatever they’re called. Go out the door, into work - same thing! Same people, again. It’s real. It is happening, to you. Go home again. Sit, Radio, Dinner - mmm, GARDENING, GARDENING, GARDENING, death!"

Dylan Moran
@3 months ago with 5 notes
#Dylan Moran #every time 

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@4 months ago with 335 notes
#:) #Dylan Moran #accurate 

"Why would anyone want to go skiing? You could sit in the comfort of your own kitchen and break your leg with a hammer!"

Dylan Moran 
@6 months ago with 20 notes
#yeah yeah #dylan moran #lololz 

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@7 months ago with 201 notes
#Black Books #Dylan Moran #Bill Bailey 

"Think of a bee
You are its knees
You waft through me like a summer breeze
Can I come round Tuesday please?"

Bernard Black
@3 months ago with 20 notes
#Black Books #Dylan Moran 

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@4 months ago with 224 notes
#Dylan Moran #i love this man 
@5 months ago with 309 notes
#every time #Dylan Moran #Black Books 

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@7 months ago with 140 notes
#Dylan Moran #Black Books 
I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to start watching this. 

I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to start watching this. 

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@7 months ago with 341 notes
#Dylan Moran #Black Books 
1 month ago
#Black Books #Dylan Moran #Love and light of my life 
"Think of a bee
You are its knees
You waft through me like a summer breeze
Can I come round Tuesday please?"
Bernard Black
3 months ago
#Black Books #Dylan Moran 
"So, yes, death. When you’re young, you think about it… Well, you don’t really think about it, you know - you have the intelligence of raspberry jam, you’re not thinking about anything. But it’s there, as a motive force, making you do things. Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else. Put them in the flat. Make them stay. Get a toaster. Go to work. Get on the bus. Look at your boss. Say, “fuck”. Sit down. Pick up the thing. Go blank. Scream internally. Go home. Listen to the radio. Look at the other person. Think, “WHY? Why did this happen?”. Go to bed. Lie awake! At night! Get up. Feel groggy. Put the things on - your clothes - whatever they’re called. Go out the door, into work - same thing! Same people, again. It’s real. It is happening, to you. Go home again. Sit, Radio, Dinner - mmm, GARDENING, GARDENING, GARDENING, death!"
Dylan Moran
3 months ago
#Dylan Moran #every time 
4 months ago
#Dylan Moran #i love this man 
4 months ago
#:) #Dylan Moran #accurate 
5 months ago
#every time #Dylan Moran #Black Books 
"Why would anyone want to go skiing? You could sit in the comfort of your own kitchen and break your leg with a hammer!"
Dylan Moran 
6 months ago
#yeah yeah #dylan moran #lololz 
7 months ago
#Dylan Moran #Black Books 
7 months ago
#Black Books #Dylan Moran #Bill Bailey 
I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to start watching this. 
7 months ago
#Dylan Moran #Black Books