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#Black Books #Dylan Moran #Love and light of my life
#Black Books #Dylan Moran #Love and light of my life
"So, yes, death. When you’re young, you think about it… Well, you don’t really think about it, you know - you have the intelligence of raspberry jam, you’re not thinking about anything. But it’s there, as a motive force, making you do things. Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else. Put them in the flat. Make them stay. Get a toaster. Go to work. Get on the bus. Look at your boss. Say, “fuck”. Sit down. Pick up the thing. Go blank. Scream internally. Go home. Listen to the radio. Look at the other person. Think, “WHY? Why did this happen?”. Go to bed. Lie awake! At night! Get up. Feel groggy. Put the things on - your clothes - whatever they’re called. Go out the door, into work - same thing! Same people, again. It’s real. It is happening, to you. Go home again. Sit, Radio, Dinner - mmm, GARDENING, GARDENING, GARDENING, death!"
Dylan Moran
@3 months ago with 5 notes#Dylan Moran #every time
"Why would anyone want to go skiing? You could sit in the comfort of your own kitchen and break your leg with a hammer!"
Dylan Moran
@6 months ago with 20 notes#yeah yeah #dylan moran #lololz
