My name is Jeanne - like the chick in the bottle. My favorite thing to do is drive around with the windows down and a fabulous song or two. Take a look around, I hope something makes you smile.
This dude that I’ve been seeing has been mum for two days, and all of a sudden he calls me from a different number and says it’s his house phone. I have an iPhone, so naturally it knows all, and when I save this new number it says it is also an iPhone. Now, I know his buddy has an iPhone….but why lie about that shit? Totally unnecessary. I am so confused.
Your friendly neighborhood bar. (Taken with instagram)
| Him: | So where are you from? |
| Me: | Northern Jersey, not too far. |
| Him: | Oh, that's tight. |
| Me: | Sure, so where do you hail from? |
| Him: | What does that mean? |
| Me: | That, my friend, means that this conversation is over. |
Tiny driveway: 1
My 3 month old tire: 0
Never again. NEVER AGAIN.
GPOYW
This is how I feel about May. I welcome June with open arms.
This dude that I’ve been seeing has been mum for two days, and all of a sudden he calls me from a different number and says it’s his house phone. I have an iPhone, so naturally it knows all, and when I save this new number it says it is also an iPhone. Now, I know his buddy has an iPhone….but why lie about that shit? Totally unnecessary. I am so confused.
Tiny driveway: 1
My 3 month old tire: 0
Never again. NEVER AGAIN.
| Him: | So where are you from? |
| Me: | Northern Jersey, not too far. |
| Him: | Oh, that's tight. |
| Me: | Sure, so where do you hail from? |
| Him: | What does that mean? |
| Me: | That, my friend, means that this conversation is over. |
