ohmygryffindor:

Damn Good Shag - Duck Sauce Feat. Benedict Cumberbatch 

(inspired by this post)

(via shercock)

nomoregas:

Down With The Sickness - Dawn Of The Dead

bohemea:

The one guy I would blow based on who he is is Ewan McGregor. There is this one guy out there. I gotta say that I have no gay inclinations except for I met this fucking dude in person, I was working on some award show and there he’s standing right there and I was like, Fuck! Like I was just blown away, like Jesus Christ he’s fucking beautiful! And he looked at me and he was like, “Hello,” and I was like, I fucking shivered! Like I started shivering like Fuck! Fucking gorgeous! And like a week later I was like staring off into space somewhere and I realized, Fuck! I was just daydreaming about Ewan McGregor! Like seriously, I’m not gay in any other way except for I want to fuck that guy right in the face. I totally want to fuck his face. I want to fuck the shit out of his face. I want him to fuck me. I do! I want him to fuck me.

- Louis C.K. on Ewan McGregor in his comedy special Louis C.K.: Shameless

(via stagioni)

letmetouchit:

KRISTEN: So the day of my birthday we’re sitting in the living room and we hear a knock at the door, and he [Dax] says, “Your present’s here, why don’t you go grab the dogs and go in the back room.” And I had no context for knowing what it was. But I grab the dogs, walk into the back room of the house, and I was immediately overcome and I thought there’s a sloth here. There’s a sloth here, it’s close, it’s gonna happen! And I didn’t know how to process that because my entire life had been waiting for this moment where I would get to interact - I’m serious! - with a sloth. And I, first thing you should know about me: if I’m not between a 3 and a 7 on the emotional scale, I’m crying. If it’s too sad, if I’m too excited. Always. […] So I am sitting on my bed knowing that a sloth is here. I start to have a full-fledged panic attack. I don’t know how to compete with all this emotion so I just kind of crawl up on the bed and I’m crying so hard and Dax knocks on the door and he has a video camera like, “SURPRISE! I want you to come out into the — are you alright?!” And sees me basically fetal on the bed.

ELLEN: I think you brought a little footage of that, I cannot wait to see it.

KRISTEN: I did. It’s worth watching ‘cause it’s embarrassing, so we can take a look.

(Source: misha-collins, via alaynestone)

jimmypagedoingthings:

The guitar must be taken deep into Mordor, and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

submitted by descalier

“so passionate”

“so mysterious”

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